Subject Line Sandbox

August 28th: Like yesterday, things are definitely going downhill here. Stands to reason, really - the butler's a great butler (and a crack shot with an AK47 now, too): he can keep all those perfect Russian wives in order - OK, we're talking alphabetical here, but it's better than nothing - and knows which ones of them are naughty or nice. But as for scooping up email subject lines and putting them into a daily blog, Santa's skills in that department leave a lot to be desired. I'll give him another chance, though. After all, he does make a mean bucket of Long Island Iced Tea.

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Early To Rise	Have you heard the whispers?	Product Endorsements
Early To Rise	ETR: Eliminate the Salesman/Prospect Dynamic	Product Endorsements
Internet Marketing
Gary Baker	You Can't Stop It, Even If You Want To...	Product Endorsements
Ian Herculson	Hey Sandman, it's Ian.	Product Endorsements
Internet Marketing Center	We're coming to the U.K. Sandman...	Training program
Kevin Wilke	what's your shipping address?	Please don't mention shipping - this water's FAQing cold and when I get back to dry land, I'm going to invent airlines. Now, where's that little whistle on my lifejacket again?
Law Of Attraction, Copywriting, Promotion And Marketing
Joe Vitale	Meet the real Guitar Hero (with a message for you)	"The Secret to Attracting Money" program
Best Of The Rest
Alisa	Find a perfect Russian wife.	I have - they're all in my beach house waiting for Santa Claus and living on reindeer steak.
Clifford Broussard	last chance to change your life, get into a small pair of jeans	Sounds painful. Very painful.
Gabriela Ellison	Need a diploma? Call us.	I don't. So I won't.
Honsinger Carrol	Last chance to participate	Good. I never wanted to in the first place. I hate north Atlantic shark fishing. Especially when I'm the bait. Hark! Is that Celine Dion singing in the distance?
Jon Nikyqb	Need you in office	So does the rest of the USA - both Democrat *and* Republican supporters ... but it's got to be done legally.
Kory Lee	our blend of Acai Berry will amaze you	Why? Is it hallucinogenic?
Mai Simons	Fw:	Bk:
Monique Calderon	We will call you back.	Wait till I call you first, OK?
Orville Stevens	Your tummy will go from fat to flat.	It does - and back again - with every breath I take. That's why I'm bobbing up and down in the water.
Sanford Ragland	Your decent watch will upgrade your status.	And my crap watch will make me look eccentric.
Serena Vann	Diplomas for everybody.	That'll level the exeuctive playing field, then, won't it?
Trent Cornelius	Acai Berry , Flush out toxins, reduce Cholesteral
Zachariah Wynn	Online diplomas here.	Great - anyone still alive in this ocean and know origami? We could fold ourselves a boat out of those diplomas and sail out of here. Expert origami maestros could make us a couple of fan heaters, too.

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